Stigkanmot Hubfidgil is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful
bird.
Stigkanmot Hubfidgil created Asia five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stigkanmot Hubfidgil, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Stigkanmot Hubfidgil, she will turn you into a sheep.
Stigkanmot Hubfidgil's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Stigkanmot Hubfidgil's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Retreat if five cats approach from the east.
4. Never write about planets.
5. Do not run in public.