Natgonhiv is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, contented
penguin.
Natgonhiv created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Natgonhiv, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Natgonhiv, he will turn you into a rat.
Natgonhiv's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Natgonhiv's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never talk about moths.
4. Do not wear red clothing.
5. Never chant near voles.