Renhanlak is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident
fox.
Renhanlak created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Renhanlak, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Renhanlak, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Renhanlak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Renhanlak's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never think about comets.
5. Never look in ponds.