Renhanlak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident fox.

Renhanlak created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renhanlak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Renhanlak, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Renhanlak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Renhanlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never look in ponds.