Gilshavqueeggon is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, tranquil
ferret.
Gilshavqueeggon created the solar system six million years ago.
If you believe in
Gilshavqueeggon, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Gilshavqueeggon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Gilshavqueeggon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Gilshavqueeggon's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never think about archaea.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never go into gray rooms.