Gilshavqueeggon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tranquil ferret.

Gilshavqueeggon created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Gilshavqueeggon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gilshavqueeggon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gilshavqueeggon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gilshavqueeggon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never go into gray rooms.