Badbangun is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful
seal.
Badbangun created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Badbangun, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Badbangun, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Badbangun's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Badbangun's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Badgers are not to be trusted.
3. Do not bounce in public.
4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Badbangun in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never eat bark.