Abrilapp is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful bat.

Abrilapp created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abrilapp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Abrilapp, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Abrilapp's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Abrilapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Abrilapp.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about special relativity near frogs while wearing purple boots and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

5. Worship no other gods but Abrilapp.