Zogstafvilten is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, irritating dryad.

Zogstafvilten created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogstafvilten, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zogstafvilten, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zogstafvilten's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Zogstafvilten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never jump in the presence of snakes.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.