Sitrutgon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-knowing hedgehog.

Sitrutgon created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitrutgon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sitrutgon, she will come to you in dreams.

Sitrutgon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sitrutgon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear turquoise corsets.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.