Sitrutgon is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, all-knowing
hedgehog.
Sitrutgon created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sitrutgon, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Sitrutgon, she will come to you in dreams.
Sitrutgon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Sitrutgon's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never wear turquoise corsets.
3. Never wear trousers.
4. Never write about chlorophyll.
5. Do not wear cyan clothing.