Natparkhenarf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient shark.

Natparkhenarf created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natparkhenarf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Natparkhenarf, he will be mildly annoyed.

Natparkhenarf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Natparkhenarf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six ducks approach from the west.

2. Never talk about eagles.

3. Never paint your back brown.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not drink alcohol.