Natparkhenarf is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient
shark.
Natparkhenarf created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Natparkhenarf, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Natparkhenarf, he will be mildly annoyed.
Natparkhenarf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Natparkhenarf's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if six ducks approach from the west.
2. Never talk about eagles.
3. Never paint your back brown.
4. Always wear yellow.
5. Do not drink alcohol.