Rullfudhitfon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, smart bee.

Rullfudhitfon created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rullfudhitfon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullfudhitfon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Rullfudhitfon's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rullfudhitfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Rullfudhitfon loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.

5. Respect your elders.