Cedyakbitbot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, idiotic skunk.

Cedyakbitbot created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedyakbitbot, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cedyakbitbot, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cedyakbitbot's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cedyakbitbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near turtles while wearing cyan coats and balancing five zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Put Cedyakbitbot first in all things.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.