Fabyarl is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, charitable
lizard.
Fabyarl created Asia four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fabyarl, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Fabyarl, she will torture you forever.
Fabyarl's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Fabyarl's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never sprint in holy places.
3. Never talk about dwarf planets.
4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Fabyarl in the centre of the settlement.
5. Run away from brown eagles, for they are unholy.