Loophugstik is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic ant.

Loophugstik created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loophugstik, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Loophugstik, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Loophugstik's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Loophugstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Loophugstik on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.