Rowlogflisbin Cidlaptom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving naga.

Rowlogflisbin Cidlaptom created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rowlogflisbin Cidlaptom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rowlogflisbin Cidlaptom, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rowlogflisbin Cidlaptom's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rowlogflisbin Cidlaptom's Holy Commandments

1. Rowlogflisbin Cidlaptom loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide from white seals for they are unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Always pray immersed in water.