Dancimmonmat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless dryad.

Dancimmonmat created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Dancimmonmat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dancimmonmat, she will torture you forever.

Dancimmonmat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dancimmonmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. You must love Dancimmonmat.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Dancimmonmat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.