Narontstan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing walrus.

Narontstan created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narontstan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Narontstan, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Narontstan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Narontstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not kill doves.