Nurlfarnhamaf is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered chicken.

Nurlfarnhamaf created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfarnhamaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurlfarnhamaf, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nurlfarnhamaf's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nurlfarnhamaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six nickel sculptures of Nurlfarnhamaf on top of important buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.