Konyarlarn is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, slow
finch.
Konyarlarn created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Konyarlarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Konyarlarn, it will turn you into a snail.
Konyarlarn's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Konyarlarn's Holy Commandments1. Turtles are not to be trusted.
2. Do not speak about carrots.
3. Never look at stars.
4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Konyarlarn in the centre of the settlement.
5. Fast once a month.