Konyarlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, slow finch.

Konyarlarn created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konyarlarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Konyarlarn, it will turn you into a snail.

Konyarlarn's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Konyarlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Konyarlarn in the centre of the settlement.

5. Fast once a month.