Gatpoggof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, vain guinea pig.

Gatpoggof created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatpoggof, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gatpoggof, she will cry a lot.

Gatpoggof's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gatpoggof's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gatpoggof on top of all buildings.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not take Gatpoggof's name in vain.