Gatpoggof is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, vain
guinea pig.
Gatpoggof created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gatpoggof, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Gatpoggof, she will cry a lot.
Gatpoggof's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Gatpoggof's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry voles.
2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gatpoggof on top of all buildings.
3. Do not run in public.
4. Do not wear gold on your body.
5. Do not take Gatpoggof's name in vain.