Mandapmat is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil
cobra.
Mandapmat created water four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mandapmat, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Mandapmat, she will boil you in a big pot.
Mandapmat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Mandapmat's Holy Commandments1. Never feed carrots to bats while wearing kilts.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not drink water in green rooms.
5. Do not sit in public.