Bestliddan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking spider.

Bestliddan created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestliddan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bestliddan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bestliddan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bestliddan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always wear yellow.