Gigbepbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, overgenerous ant.

Gigbepbaf created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Gigbepbaf, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gigbepbaf, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gigbepbaf's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gigbepbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gigbepbaf's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Gigbepbaf in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help manatees.