Donhotarndun is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sapient hedgehog.

Donhotarndun created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donhotarndun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Donhotarndun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Donhotarndun's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Donhotarndun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. You must love Donhotarndun.