Pagpangcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous eagle.

Pagpangcem created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagpangcem, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pagpangcem, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Pagpangcem's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pagpangcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.