Komteensag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic dog.

Komteensag created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Komteensag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Komteensag, it will turn you into a frog.

Komteensag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Komteensag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Komteensag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must love Komteensag.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.