Bifrigjap Teen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional newt.

Bifrigjap Teen created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Bifrigjap Teen, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bifrigjap Teen, it will strike you with lightening.

Bifrigjap Teen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bifrigjap Teen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect three platinum sculptures of Bifrigjap Teen on top of important buildings.

5. Never run near capybaras.