Dissdadcab Tamlakfad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish raven.

Dissdadcab Tamlakfad created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissdadcab Tamlakfad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissdadcab Tamlakfad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dissdadcab Tamlakfad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dissdadcab Tamlakfad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine mites approach from the south.

2. Hide from indigo badgers for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dissdadcab Tamlakfad.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.