Cidpakfod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, staggering bat.

Cidpakfod created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidpakfod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cidpakfod, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cidpakfod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cidpakfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away if seven moths approach from the south.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidpakfod.
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