Bodgunrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, vain mongoose.

Bodgunrutt created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgunrutt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bodgunrutt, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bodgunrutt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bodgunrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Bodgunrutt loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not keep three dogs in a large pit.