Nartditrig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic manatee.

Nartditrig created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartditrig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nartditrig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nartditrig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nartditrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near shrews while wearing pink coats and balancing four aluminium spheres on your back.

2. Do not keep seven rats in a large pit.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Do not listen to music.