Sasstipdod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful ferret.

Sasstipdod created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sasstipdod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sasstipdod, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sasstipdod's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sasstipdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Sasstipdod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not cook food in pots.