Wonbabyaktof Bamhapkom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable dog.

Wonbabyaktof Bamhapkom created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbabyaktof Bamhapkom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wonbabyaktof Bamhapkom, she will turn you into a goat.

Wonbabyaktof Bamhapkom's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Wonbabyaktof Bamhapkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Never jump near gulls.

5. Do not drink alcohol.