Hottitlibxuckbastragveglad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omnipotent dove.

Hottitlibxuckbastragveglad created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hottitlibxuckbastragveglad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hottitlibxuckbastragveglad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hottitlibxuckbastragveglad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hottitlibxuckbastragveglad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near great tits while wearing pink hats and balancing five nickel spheres on your feet.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.