Wondubart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, resourceful capybara.

Wondubart created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wondubart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wondubart, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wondubart's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wondubart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing pink shorts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your back.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.