Pigpidfet is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow fox.

Pigpidfet created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigpidfet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pigpidfet, he will turn you into a rat.

Pigpidfet's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pigpidfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Never feed peanuts to pigs while wearing skirts.

4. Never talk about gravity near tapirs while wearing magenta dresses.

5. You must pray to Pigpidfet four times a day.