Liklarpster is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless capybara.

Liklarpster created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Liklarpster, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Liklarpster, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Liklarpster's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Liklarpster's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Liklarpster.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Never wear magenta ear rings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always obey Liklarpster's priests.