Sugfosspom is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, conceited meerkat.

Sugfosspom created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugfosspom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugfosspom, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Sugfosspom's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sugfosspom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

2. Never feed lots of corn to eagles while wearing gray kilts.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.