Poghun is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, uncaring hamster.

Poghun created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poghun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Poghun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Poghun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Poghun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Poghun's name in vain.

2. Never paint your face red.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.