Yatrowlap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest whale.

Yatrowlap created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatrowlap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yatrowlap, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yatrowlap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yatrowlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Never leap near geese.