Labbatsan is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody naga.

Labbatsan created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Labbatsan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Labbatsan, she will turn you into a slug.

Labbatsan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Labbatsan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed parsnips to turtles while wearing stockings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.