Bellnilldav is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent zebra.

Bellnilldav created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bellnilldav, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bellnilldav, she will not care.

Bellnilldav's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bellnilldav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not run in public.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing magenta rings.

5. Never talk about galaxies.