Cisskipkom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid goose.

Cisskipkom created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cisskipkom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cisskipkom, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cisskipkom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cisskipkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.