Quatfemsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, staggering dragon.

Quatfemsaf created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quatfemsaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quatfemsaf, he will not care.

Quatfemsaf's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quatfemsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Never paint your arms mauve.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.