Raprankab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet cat.

Raprankab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raprankab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Raprankab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Raprankab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Raprankab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn dresses.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing indigo scarves and balancing seven nickel spheres on your feet.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not dye your hair red.