Cebwigtip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical guinea pig.

Cebwigtip created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Cebwigtip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cebwigtip, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cebwigtip's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cebwigtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away from green squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebwigtip.