Cedzaksog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish spider.

Cedzaksog created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedzaksog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cedzaksog, it will turn you into a mole.

Cedzaksog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cedzaksog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cedzaksog.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.