Pomsugbumtam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing sheep.

Pomsugbumtam created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomsugbumtam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pomsugbumtam, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Pomsugbumtam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pomsugbumtam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five horses approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never paint your feet orange.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not eat limes.