Sighakgat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest bear.

Sighakgat created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sighakgat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sighakgat, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sighakgat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sighakgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.