Zakrawrig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring grasshopper.

Zakrawrig created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zakrawrig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zakrawrig, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Zakrawrig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Zakrawrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Fast once a month.