Nurtbadxin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, stupid lizard.

Nurtbadxin created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbadxin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtbadxin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nurtbadxin's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nurtbadxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never eat bark.